- Traditional Chinese Character(HanT):
如果世上沒傻瓜
- Simplified Chinese Character(HanS):
如果世上没傻瓜
- Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄖㄨˊ ㄍㄨㄛˇ ㄕˋ ㄕㄤˋ ㄇㄟˊ ㄕㄚˇ ㄍㄨㄚ (ㄖㄍㄕㄕㄇㄕㄍ)
- Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): "bj6eji3g4g;4ao6g83ej8 " (bj6eji3g4g;4ao6g83ej8)
- (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "ruguoshishangmeishagua" "Ru2Guo3Shi4Shang4Mei2Sha3Gua1" "Ru2 Guo3 Shi4 Shang4 Mei2 Sha3 Gua1" (RGSSMSG)
- (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: RúGuǒShìShàngMéiShǎGuā [ Rú Guǒ Shì Shàng Méi Shǎ Guā ]
- (英文翻譯) English Translation: "If there were no fools in the world"
- (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Si no hubiera tontos en el mundo"
- (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "もし世界に愚か者がいなかったら"
