- Traditional Chinese Character(HanT):
傻瓜乾麵
- Simplified Chinese Character(HanS):
傻瓜干面
- Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄕㄚˇ ㄍㄨㄚ ㄍㄢ ㄇㄧㄢˋ (ㄕㄍㄍㄇ)
- Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): "g83ej8 e0 au04" (g83ej8e0au04)
- (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "shaguaganmian" "Sha3Gua1Gan1Mian4" "Sha3 Gua1 Gan1 Mian4" (SGGM)
- (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: ShǎGuāGānMiàn [ Shǎ Guā Gān Miàn ]
- (英文翻譯) English Translation: "Fool's dry noodles"
- (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Fideos secos de los tontos"
- (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "愚者の乾麺"