- Traditional Chinese Character(HanT):
請和這個沒用的我談戀愛
- Simplified Chinese Character(HanS):
请和这个没用的我谈恋爱
- Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄑㄧㄥˇ ㄏㄢˋ ㄓㄜˋ ㄍㄜ˙ ㄇㄟˊ ㄩㄥˋ ㄉㄜ˙ ㄨㄛˇ ㄊㄢˊ ㄌㄧㄢˋ ㄞˋ (ㄑㄏㄓㄍㄇㄩㄉㄨㄊㄌㄞ)
- Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): fu/3c045k4ek7ao6m/42k7ji3w06xu0494
- (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "qinghanzhegemeiyongdewotanlianai" "Qing3Han4Zhe4Ge0Mei2Yong4De0Wo3Tan2Lian4Ai4" "Qing3 Han4 Zhe4 Ge0 Mei2 Yong4 De0 Wo3 Tan2 Lian4 Ai4" (QHZGMYDWTLA)
- (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: QǐngHànZhèGeMéiYòngDeWǒTánLiàn [ Qǐng Hàn Zhè Ge Méi Yòng De Wǒ Tán Liàn ]
- (英文翻譯) English Translation: "Please fall in love with this useless me"
- (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Por favor enamórate de este inútil yo."
- (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "このダメな私に恋してください"