如果三十歲還是處男，似乎就能成為魔法師

• Traditional Chinese Character(HanT): 如果三十歲還是處男，似乎就能成為魔法師
• Simplified Chinese Character(HanS): 如果三十岁还是处男，似乎就能成为魔法师
• Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄖㄨˊ ㄍㄨㄛˇ ㄙㄢ ㄌㄧㄥˊ ㄙㄨㄟˋ ㄏㄨㄢˊ ㄕˋ ㄔㄨˋ ㄋㄢˊ ㄙˋ ㄏㄨ ㄐㄧㄡˋ ㄋㄥˊ ㄔㄥˊ ㄨㄟˋ ㄇㄛˊ ㄈㄚˇ ㄕ (ㄖㄍㄙㄌㄙㄏㄕㄔㄋㄙㄏㄐㄋㄔㄨㄇㄈㄕ)
• Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): "bj6eji3n0 xu/6njo4cj06g4tj4s06n4cj ru.4s/6t/6jo4ai6z83g " (bj6eji3n0xu/6njo4cj06g4tj4s06n4cjru.4s/6t/6jo4ai6z83g)
• (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "ruguosanlingsuihuanshichunansihujiunengchengweimofashi" "Ru2Guo3San1Ling2Sui4Huan2Shi4Chu4Nan2Si4Hu1Jiu4Neng2Cheng2Wei4Mo2Fa3Shi1" "Ru2 Guo3 San1 Ling2 Sui4 Huan2 Shi4 Chu4 Nan2 Si4 Hu1 Jiu4 Neng2 Cheng2 Wei4 Mo2 Fa3 Shi1" (RGSLSHSCNSHJNCWMFS)
• (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: RúGuǒSānLíngSuìHuánShìChùSìHūJiùChéngWèiMóFǎShī [ Rú Guǒ Sān Líng Suì Huán Shì Chù Sì Hū Jiù Chéng Wèi Mó Fǎ Shī ]
• (英文翻譯) English Translation: "If you are still a virgin at thirty, you can become a magician."
• (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Si a los treinta todavía eres virgen, puedes convertirte en mago."
• (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "30歳でも処女ならマジシャンになれる。"